The funny part to me is that the tree pictured, the one with the swing, isn’t one you find in the area that Mike works. So, there’s the first point-loss.

The next one, and it’s major, but it’s the kind of thing you can’t see on the internet — is that this card was printed at home. Or through some other non-professional means. And if it isn’t done at home, and these are real cards? Then you’ve got to drop that printer.

The lack of color also screams cheap, cheap, cheap.

Design-wise, if this card had some color, it’s not horrible. It’s simple and plain.