Look, I started a real estate company with my mother in-law.

-5: Okay… so agent’s name is in italics. Hmmm. Adds a sense of action to it all, I guess.

+3: Cell, fax only. Let’s not get distracted with other numbers.

+2: Email.

-1: Where is your office? No street address? Nothing. Hmmm… something to hide?

-10: So, another weird italic font for the business name (I blacked it out, it was so offensive), and then a green? gold? text with the earthless tree.

-10: What is going on in this photo? On the left, there’s a weird beaded necklace? Or is that part of the shirt? Anyway, she’s got a nice smile and good hair — I think she should get her own card. Because she’s brought down by the white shirted husband (?) and his chaperon.