Watchout other Portland Realtors — You’re not green. This person has declared themselves the Green Realtor of all of Portland.

I mean, come on. Really, you’re THE green realtor? No one else cares? Everyone else is just a pale yellow?

You know they are green, because they have a leaf on their card. So perhaps they want you to live in an yurt, hidden deep in Mount Tabor?

So… apart from declaring themselves the victor of a race that no one else knew they were in and having a really bad photo, what else is wrong?

Well, the name and such hanging over the photo doesn’t look well done. It feels off-balance… not helped by the crazy-cursive-ish “How you get there matters” slogan (which also makes no sense, really).

Then there’s the two numbers. Her Cell and a “Message” phone. Does this mean I can’t leave a message on her cell phone? Did she not get a plan with voice mail?

Decent email address, but I’d expect something more like pdxgreenhomes.info or something to tie in the green theme.

If you’re going to put your physical address in 6pt type, you have to question the wisdom of putting it on there at all…

And to finish off, we’ve got the parent realty company’s logo shoved into the bottom corner. Clearly a case of “Oh, crap, we have to put the company logo on there too… hmm, how about in the corner.”

Sorry again about the bad photo — need a phone with Macro, apparently.