Okay… This card is pretty classic Business card.

The funniest part is the logo/name… VAN DORM!  It just sounds evil. And with the city in the background, it’s totally comic book.

And his name is Jake.

No, his name is probably Jeff or John or Jack or something…

But Jake?

Anyway…

The thing I really love about this card, is that the first number listed is business. I mean, his Cell phone? That’s for fun. Let’s get down to business.

And his email? Well,  whatever 2001!@aol.com is pretty rad. It gives a sense of optimism for the future. Oh, wait, you mean 2001? That was the past! Well, somebody gotta “you got mail” this guy and let him know.

*sigh*

This card is awful. It’s awful. I mean, sure, it says all and it’s a classic centered/then left-right justified bottom… but it’s just bad.

Luckily, it’s funny.